Earthling affairs have never experienced such a revival as with the latest Football World Cup. Everywhere one goes earthling sporting heroes are being celebrated and earthlings are being recognised for their athletic achievements.
The World Cup is played every four years and is the largest exclusively earthling event of its kind.
Teams are designated arbitrary names associated with historical municipal boundaries. Traditionally team members were supposed to reside within these boundaries but earthlings find it hard to keep track and many teams now consist of an assorted collection all united by their honour of their earthling ties.
A minor scandal erupted earlier this week in the Brazilian-based earthling team when one of the players – Ronaldo – was thought to be non-earthling. Hilarity ensued when it was realised that he was just wearing a fake pair of rubber lips.
The finals are due to be played shortly; however, the winners are already obvious. Earthling culture is back!

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